May 06, 2016
Cute Names To Call your Galfriend
1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and
she'll either think you're lying or you'll
get some action faster than a pit bull on
a t-bone.
2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name
so call her this all you want even if she
is the kind who will out chug you in
beer and pull a monster truck over your
face on occasion.
3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names
you never, and I mean never call your
girlfriend since this will end it all, and
there will be no chance in getting back
with her even for a drunken 2 am booty
call.
4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most
girlfriends will respond well to and will
be an invitation for making out on the
couch.
5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will
not get you in trouble.
6. Darling - is a standard that one
should adopt in lieu of trying out other
experimental girlfriend names like "She-
Bitch from Hell" or "Carnation Instant
Bitch".
7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that
guys would do well to adopt.
8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond
well to this name just like they don't
respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if
you want to lose her.
9. Dumpling - is one of those tricky cute
names to call your girlfriend since guys
will thinks it's fine, but females will
think you're making a comment about
their weight.
10. Fruit Loop - may sound innocent at
first, but the more you call her this, the
more she'll take it that you think she's
mentally unstable.
11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not
only be Okay with this, they will not be
able to get enough of this.
12. Goobers - do you really want to go
there?
13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is
sugary but not too much so and can be
used on occasion especially at breakfast
time.
14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore
this name while other will recoil. It's a
judgment call here so if the shoe fits
wear it.
15. Lamb Chop - at first glance seems
fine, but when you think about it you're
comparing your girlfriend to the
slaughtering of an innocent little
animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while
you're at it.
16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to
call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to
make most recoil.
17. Love Lumps - if you don't want hot
soup poured all over your lap then don't
use this one.
18. Main Squeeze - this is generally
considered a cute name for a girlfriend
although you could be unconsciously
calling her a Cold Frosty.
19. Monkey Butt - if you know what is
good for you, put this one on the shelf
and only tell it to your therapist.
20. Sexyness - this one should be
reserved for private occasions like a
Valentine's Day dinner or her birthday.
If you use this you know you'll be
getting some later.
